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Jesus Is Coming In A Rat Turd

from Visualize Industrial Collapse by Blind Uncle Harry

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Recorded live at the Back Door, Bloomington Indiana

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lyrics

JESUS IS COMIN’ IN A RAT TURD
There was this one night, I got really stoned
Thought it’d be good idea, go to my local bar
Get to know the locals, get to know the locals
Thought it’d be a good idea to get to know the locals

There was this one guy, he was from Kentucky
He seemed pretty interesting, he started talking, talking about Jesus
He said that Jesus, that Jesus is comin’/ Jesus is comin’
He’s comin’ in the rapture, Jesus is comin’, he’s comin’ in the rapture Jesus is comin’ in the rapture

But that’s not what I heard, he had a really thick hillbilly accent
Couldn’t hardly understand a fuckin’ word he said
This is what I heard, I swear to god this is what he said
It sounded like this: Jesus comin’ in a rat turd!

I said oh my goodness that’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard
I never ever thought it could be so incredible, that Jesus is so humble
Jesus is so beautiful, Jesus is in everything, every living thing
He’s even in a rat turd, Jesus is comin’, he’s comin’ in a rat turd (repeated a lot)

That’s when I realized, that’s not what he said
He got so angry, so very very angry
His mouth was foamin', his face was all red
His neck was already red cuz he was a redneck from Kentucky
He pulled out a gun, put it against my head
I thought I was gonna have to go up to heaven and explain to Jesus How I was talkin’ shit, sayin’ he’s comin’, sayin’ he’s comin’
He’s comin’ in a rat turd, Jesus is comin’, he’s comin’ in a rat turd

I’d say Jesus you’re so humble, Jesus you’re so beautiful
Jesus you're in everything, every living thing
You’re even in a rat turd, Jesus is comin’,
He’s comin’ in a rat turd (repeated a lot)
Chill the fuck out dude you’re Jesus Christ
Jesus is comin’, He’s comin’ in a rat turd (repeated a lot)
Jesus is comin’ in a rat turd

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from Visualize Industrial Collapse, released November 25, 2022
8.Jesus Is Coming In A Rat Turd: Chris 'Harry' Doran: guitar and vocals; Nia Carlsgaard: trumpet; Shelby Jo Everett: vocals; Ned Joyner: guitar; Antonia 'Boom Boom' Davis: guitar; Peter 'Eye Candy' Doyle: mandolin.

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Blind Uncle Harry Bloomington, Indiana

Blind Uncle Harry is the stage name for Chris 'Harry' Doran a critically acclaimed singer songwriter based in Bloomington, Indiana. He took the name Blind Uncle Harry from his actual great Uncle Harry, who was indeed blind and was a fiddle player. Harry specializes in hillbilly hippie shreddin' folk rock, featuring raucous live shows with audience sing alongs and extended solos. ... more

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